There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
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You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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