Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
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