I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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