I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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