You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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