But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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