But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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