eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
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Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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