real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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