He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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