Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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