Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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