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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.

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  Did u at least say sorry?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.

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• (760): View more from California

  Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist

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• (213): View more from California

  I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.

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