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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves

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• (516): View more from New York

  I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.

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