how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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