this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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