It's like God shit irony all over that family
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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