He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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