so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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