sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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