Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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