Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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