How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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