Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Maybe he injected his testicle?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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