Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
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Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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