Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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