They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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