The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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