i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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