Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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