The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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