Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
You were trust falling into bushes
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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