well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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