Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
id be glad to
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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