Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
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apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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