Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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