I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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