I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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