: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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