Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
the day after is always just damage control
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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