Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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