oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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