every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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