Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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