My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
