so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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