ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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