How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
i think my cat just said my name.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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