that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
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