Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize