This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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