Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
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Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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