they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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