I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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