We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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