we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
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Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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