i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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