I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
These tits shall not be calmed
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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